Take the first sentence (or 2) from the first post of each month of 2005. That’s your year in review.
january---i brought the new year in begging for sleep. i screamed at the girls every few minutes or so to shut the hell up because i had to get up at 5.
february---i have no children, yet i just had a parent teacher conference. hilarious. now i am off to pick one up the child from school and bring her home...only to take her back out to go to cheer practice. where is my mini van?
march---taylor: "hey charlie, maybe a little later we can listen to.....kenny rogers?
april---i hate when people pose all akimbo in photos so all thier shitty tattoos are exposed. yeah, i always walk around when my arm draped over my head, its natural.
may---has anyone seen "the tin drum"? oh my, it disturbs me more than i can say. when it pops into my head i feel so uncomfortable its unreal. the scene where they fish eels out of a dead horses head alone is enough.
june---i am so close to being a single, middle aged, wine drinking, non-breeding, bitter, over-sexed, empty fridged, spinster, take-out queen.
july---all of this lovin' going around makes me wonder if i am going to find a person that i even have a little bit in common with. plus, i am so selective about who i like. the guy must be older than me, just play one or more instruments, have a slight speech impediment, be a little chubby, love music, love movies, smell nice, must be hilarious, and did i mention the hot speech problem? it would also be hot if he would correct my grammar.
august---i want another tattoo! robin's crack tattoo makes me jealous.
september---i havnt updated in a million years and i cant think of anything to say. maybe this is it.
october---the whole rob situation is going really well. he just went a little insane and i got mixed up in it. we are on good terms, though i guess it is understood that we are not friends by any means.
november---so. candise saw you know who in the grocery store a couple of days ago and gave him the dead eye. she said he most likely didnt see it because he had sunglasses on. in the grocery store. sunglasses. i am glad i am not still with a man that wears sunglasses indoors.
december---i am almost finished with my quilt. yeah, i said quilt. problem? thats what i thought.